home   reviews   map NEW ITEMS COMING SOON! 2940 N. Broadway Chicago, IL 60657 Tuesday - Sunday : 11:30 am - 9 pm CLOSED ON MONDAYS Delivery Information  $3 delivery charge - $15 minimum Lake Michigan to 1600 West (Ashland) 1600 North (North Ave) to 4000 North (Irving Park) 773-697-7610     **     773-697-7611     **     877-MyFunke (877-693-8653) * prices subject to change without notice THE FUNKE CHICKEN PLAIN JANE Despite the name, nothing plain about this chicken. For the purist who likes their fried chicken sans any sauces, this version of The Funke Chicken is for you. Prepared with our select spices, marinade and our secret batter, the chicken is fried to golden perfection. Half $8.95 Whole $12.95 CRISP BBQ Our homemade Korean / American fusion BBQ sauce is a little spicy, a little sweet and a little smoky. Prepared with fresh herbs and spices. May be altered for spicier palates. Half $8.95 Whole $12.95 SEOUL SASSY A family recipe handed down over many generations. A subtly sweet sauce prepared with ginger, soy, garlic and other select spices make this a crowd favorite.. Just don’t call it teriyaki or you will have to deal with the wrath of Mama Lee. Half $8.95 Whole $12.95 BUD’S BUFFALO What chicken place would be complete without Buffalo Sauce? After trying hundreds of different sauces, we decided to lift this sauce from our favorite Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Budacki’s Drive-In. Mild, Spicy or Suicide. Half $8.95 Whole $12.95 WACKY WACKY WINGS For those hankering wings sans the rest of the bird, we’ve got a treat for you. No itty bitty wings here — these Jumbo sized wings are fried to perfection and come in your choice of sauce. 5 Pieces $6.95 10 Pieces $11.95 JESSICA'S SUPER STRIPS Bonesless chicken breast tenders cooked to perfection and sauced and sauced the way you please. All sauces are available: Seoul Sassy, Crisp BBQ, Buffalo (mild, spicy or suicide) or plain. 3 Pieces $5.95 6 Pieces $8.95 9 Pieces $12.95 *Make this a meal - add fries and a can of soda for $2.00 more. THE BUDDHA BOWL BABY BUDDHA Perfect choice for a light and healthy lunch. Our “mini” adaptation of a traditional Korean favorite, Bi Bim Bop, with an American twist. Your choice of three different freshly marinated and/or sauteed chilled vegetables on a bed of rice and topped off with a fried egg. Served with Buddha bowl sauce (Gochujang). spinach bean sprouts carrots zucchini $5.95 ORIGINAL BAD BOY BUDDHA Feeling a little hungrier, looking for more variety? Our Bad Boy has all the vegetables of the Baby plus four more. Eight different freshly marinated and/or sauteed chilled vegetables on a bed of rice and topped off with a fried egg. Served with Buddha bowl sauce (Gochujang). spinach bean sprouts carrots zucchini cucumbers mushrooms moo (Korean radishes) corn $7.95 BIG BOY BUDDHA Don't like limits or want to try a little of everything? The Bad Boy let's you sample all the freshly prepared vegetables -- twelve in all. Served with Buddha bowl sauce (Gochujang). spinach bean sprouts carrots zucchini cucumbers mushrooms moo (Korean radishes) corn onions fresh spinach chives cherry tomatoes $9.95 * Note: Organic Brown Rice may be substituted for just $1.50. Add marinated chicken, beef or tofu for $1; For tepid palates, please request mild sauce. DA BOWLS Seoul Steak Bowl Da Cubs, Da Sox, Da Bears, Da Bulls. Chicago fans need their meat sans any frilly accompaniments. Our homemade marinated Korean beef (Bulgogi) is set atop a bowl of seasoned white rice. Served with Alison's Atomic Sauce on the side. $6.95 CHI-TOWN CHICKEN BOWL Non-red meat for you? Then try the Chi-Town Chicken Bowl. Our homemade Korean marinated cubed chicken breast atop a bed of seasoned white rice. Served with Alison's Atomic Sauce on the side. $6.95 * Note: Organic Brown Rice may be substituted for just $1.50. Want more meat? Double your meat for $2.00 YOU SO CRAZY? KOREAN BURRITOS SEOUL SENSATION Koreans make burritos? Our adaptation of everyone’s favorite. This burrito is generously filled with rice, romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, onions, seasoned carrots, corn , chives and our homemade marinated Korean beef, Bulgogi. All wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with Allison's Atomic Sauce on the side. $6.95 CHI-TOWN CHICKEN Tastes like chicken? That’s what they all say — we think you’ll be pleased with yet another rendition of the chicken. Our specially seasoned chicken is sautéed and mixed with romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, onions, seasoned carrots, corn , chives all wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with Allison's Atomic Sauce on the side. $6.95 VEGAS VEGETARIAN Vegetarians in Vegas? There would be if they had this option. Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, carrots, corn, mushrooms and sautéed spinach wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with Allison's Atomic Sauce on the side. $6.95 * Note: Organic brown rice may be substituted for just $1.50;  You may make any burrito a meal -- just add $2.00 for fries and soda.    SPECIALTY SANDWICHES NOT SO COMMON CRISP This is not your ordinary chicken fillet. Deep fried chicken breast fillet with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo and either Crisp BBQ, Seoul Sassy or Buffalo sauces. Sandwich $5.95 THE FOODIE’S CHOICE CRISP For all of you “foodies” out there, the Not So Common Crisp gets all dressed up. — accompanied by bleu cheese, bacon, spinach, tomatoes and Allison's Atomic Sauce. Sandwich $7.95 GREG’S GRILLMASTER Looking for a healthier alternative? This generously portioned chicken breast is grilled to perfection and then topped with lettuce, tomatoes and your choice of mayo or Allison's Atomic Sauce. Also available as Deluxe w/grilled onions, mushrooms and Monterey Jack cheese. Sandwich $6.95 DAKOTA SEOUL STEAK South Dakotans love their steak; Koreans love their barbecue. East meets West in this adaptation of the venerable Philly Cheese Steak Thinly sliced steak sautéed in sesame oil and select spices. Deluxe includes cheese, mushrooms, and onions. Plain 6.95 Deluxe 7.95 FAB FISH Simple but fabulous. Crispy fish fillet is accompanied by spinach, cherry tomatoes, cheese and tartar sauce. Allison's Atomic sauce upon request. Sandwich $4.95 * Note: Make any sandwhich a meal -- add fries and a soda to any sandwich for $2.00.     SAVORY SALADS CHOP OF THE HEAP This traditional American classic takes on a Korean twist. Crisp romaine lettuce topped with cherry tomatoes, corn, Monterey Jack cheese, seasoned carrots and cucumbers, sauteed bean sprouts and sauteed mushrooms. $5.95 CAESAR CAESAR You can’t miss with this outstanding choice. Mounds of crips romaine lettuce piled high, fresh parmesan cheese and savory garlic croutons. Served with a Classic Caesar dressing. If you’re a purist, we are sorry this one doesn’t include anchovies. $5.95 STEFAN’S SCINTILLATING SPINACH This healthy alternative is prepared fresh daily. Mounds of silky spinach salad topped with cherry tomatoes, seasoned carrots, seasoned cucumbers, sauteed bean sprouts and sauteed mushrooms. $5.95 * Note: Chop of the Heap and Stefan served with vinagrette of your choice: Ra Ra Raspberry, Roasted Toasted Garlic, or Monkey Mango. Need something extra for your salad? Add chicken or beef for $2.00.   NORTH SIDERS ABBEY'S ORGANIC RICE The staple food of any Korean household. Light, fluffy and sticky enough to keep your mouth closed to look proper. Crisp's house white rice cooked and lightly seasoned or Abigail's favorite - organic brown rice. White $2.50 Organic Brown $3.50 SUPERFLY FRITES Prepared in the tradition of pomme frites, these fries are as the name suggests, so superfly, because they are perfectly fried. Small $2.00 Large $3.50 O-RINGS Owen’s favorite — like Owen, they are more than a handful,. These onion rings are lightly battered and a sweet compliment to any of our sandwiches or our fried chicken. Small 3.95 Large 5.95 MARTY'S MAGIC MUSHROOMS We know what you’re thinking...the only thing magical about these is how they taste. Deep fried mushrooms with your choice of dipping sauce. Small $3.95 Large $5.95 OH SO COOL COLESLAW Finely chopped cabbage and carrots lightly dressed in mayo with a subtle hint of horseradish. By itself, a refreshing alternative to the usual fried fare, or a cool compliment to the chicken of your choice. Small $2.95 Large $4.95 THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE GREENS Variety is the spice of life. Choose any one of our sautéed or unseasoned vegetables from our Buddha Bowl offerings as a side. Or better yet, mix and match to your delight. Small $3.95 Large $5.95 MYON'S KIMCHEE A traditional spicy Korean dish made of vegetables with varied seasonings. Found in every Korean home. Korean cabbage (baechu) or radish (chonggak) kimchee are the options we offer here at Crisp. $3.95 NEW ITEMS COMING SOON! ELEANOR’S ELIXIRS NO BUBBLES A wide assortment of vitamin and energy drinks, bottled water, select teas and juices. Select hot beverages also available seasonally. Various BUBBLES Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Cherry Coke Zero Root Beer, Diet Root Beer, Cream Soda, Diet Cream Soda 7-Up, Diet 7-Up, Orange, Diet Orange, Strawberry, Grape Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Tahitian Treat, Ginger Ale Ruby Red Squirt, Perrier $1.00 SPECIALTY BEVERAGES A variety of Korean and Asian specialty drinks including cold teas, energy drinks and juices. Various * prices subject to change without notice